When you go to a place, usually you will find some Signs. This signs tell you what you can/can not do there. For example, when you go to a park, there is a sign "Please Keep the Grass".
Some place in the world have a good sign. But, some place have the worst one. If You want to know the worst one. Check this Image.
- Oh No, I am Pregnant!
What is in your mind? Yeah... Some people enjoy their menu there. But Let your self see in the top sign. "Our Food is Guaranteed not to Cause Pregnancy. Tell me, Is there any food can make some one being pregnant?
- Yeah, We Love this Bridge
I do not know what is the caution mean. You can read " No Fishing or No Diving from this Bridge". Oh My Lord, do you want to get worm? Or you want to dive in sand? What the caution!
- Where is My Battery?
If you do not find your battery there. You do not need to ask charger. Because you can read there, Battery has been removed. Now, try to find in other place. But, without this warning, nobody will ask charger.
- God, I am Thirsty
I do not know what is going on in this toilet. The water taste good. So, owner makes a warning " Do not drink this water". People drink toilet water because the water is so fresh. Will you tell me where is toilet like this?
- Oh My Friend, This is the End
I walk on lonely road, alone. Nobody knows, What I feel. Yeah, This is the end of my walk. Hey, Man you do not have any side walks anymore. I can see that. But Why do you write the sign like that. Do you think that warning for a blind man who can not see that sidewalk is over? So, the blind man can read that. Ouch, Ok I have got it.
- Bring me a Pizza!
In a place that I do not know, and I know you do not know too. There is a society eats a pizza with the box. It is not good for healthy. So, the seller put a notice in pizza box." Open box before eating pizza". If you buy some pizza and do not see this notice, you may eat the pizza with the box.
- Do Not Try this Condom
May someone buy a condom, then he try this product before paying to the seller. He just want to know that condom is fit for his daick or no. He wants to buy a condom with the best size and comfort when he put it in his daick.
- Fire is not Always Hot
- Fire is not Always Hot
Fire is not always hot. Trust me, You must touch a fire before tell the fire is hot. In other side, if you see the warning like picture above, You do not have to touch the fire. Because that's fire is hot. Someone did it before.
- Buy Nuts, Make it Sure!
Do you want to buy nuts? Wait, You should make it sure your self if you do not see the signs " The product contains peanuts". Do not trust a shop which sells nuts but no signs like that. I am sure, that is something like a nut only.
- Catmilk, Explain to me!
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